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This is Phillip. He needs your help. You see, Phillip was born with a rare disorder known as Gore's Syndrome.

People with Gore's Syndrome were born with a total lack of creativity. Tragically, they are unable to perform basic feats of creativity, such as draw a picture, tell a joke, or name a fantasy football team. Here is an example of a work of art done by someone suffering from Gore's Syndrome.

Luckily, there is hope. We at the Phillip Ratliff Creativity Fund are committed to beating this case of Gore's Syndrome, and broadening Phillip's horizons to encompass all types of creativity, including art and humor. Humor is one of life's most precious gifts, and we at the Phillip Ratliff Creativity Fund are committed to ending Phillip's suffering.

Your donation will go towards exposing Phillip to all forms of creativity. He will be taken to art museums, enrolled in improv classes, and given a copy of Eddie Murphy's "Raw." With your help, Phillip will one day be able to perform basic tasks of creativity, such as come up with a new name for his fantasy sports teams.

We have a long history of helping people with Gore's Syndrome. Here is a testimonial from one of the many patients we have helped:

"I was born with a severe case of Gore's Syndrome. I was constantly made fun of by my friends because I had the same name for all of my fantasy teams. But through the generous donations of concerned people, I was taken to dance classes, and given the first 6 seasons of "Scrubs" on DVD. Through this constant exposure to creativity, I was able to overcome my lack of it, and this year I named my fantasy football team something different!"

The treatment for Gore's Syndrome is much more treatable than it used to be. Your donation will go much farther than it would have even two years ago. Don't let Phillip continue to be one of those suffering silently from Gore's Syndrome. Please mail cash donations out to:

Ben Pernu c/o Phillip Ratliff Creativity Fund
416 s Delaware Apt 1331
Tulsa, OK 74104

Thank you so much for your donations. Together, lets make Gore's Syndrome a thing of the past.